Total Medals Earned: 62 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 935 Points
Medals Earned: 5/13 (35/445 points)
Clear Wave 1
Clear Wave 2
Clear Wave 3
Clear Wave 4
Clear Wave 5
Clear Wave 6
Clear Wave 7
Clear Wave 8
Clear Wave 9
Clear Wave 10
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 12
Clear Wave 13
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
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Medals Earned: 15/49 (85/635 points)
Pull Bunny Boy
Pull Sally
Pull Herman
Get Marvin
Pull Trader Bob
Pull Castle Guard
Pull Fish
Pull Helen
Pull Sir Ribbit
Pull Bigfoot
Slay a slime
Slay a pink slime
Slay a dunkie
Slay a rat
Slay an albino rat
Pull Steve
Pull Rookie Ross
Pull Faldor Orangebeard
Pull Kelly
Pull Ryan
Pull Officer Jim
Pull Sato
Pull Nina
Pull Raavek
Pull Lemon Boy
Pull King Harold
Pull Queen Eve
Pull Yeti
Pull Moai
Pull Tina
Pull Sierra Mix
Pull Squidly
Pull Floridian Man
Pull Pit the Duck
Pull A Very Handsome Fella
Pull Mentor Lance
Pull Axolotl Wizard
Slay an iced dunkie
Slay a red mushroom
Slay a mushroom
Slay a lobster
Slay a blue lobster
Pull 30 times in one run
Pull 100 times total
Get 10 followers at once
Pay your rent 30 times total
Pay a rent of 100,000
Lose 100 gacha friends
Get Evicted 3 times
Medals Earned: 3/19 (65/485 points)
Reach Layer 15
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 14
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 7/12 (250/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 6/9 (95/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Lose the game
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/345 points)
Complete New England
Complete The Southeast
Complete Texas
Complete The Great Plains
Complete Pacific Northwest
Complete California and The Southwest
Complete the game
Complete the game in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/100 points)
You got the anvil at the end of the game
Win on normal difficulty
Win on hard difficulty
You did not get the anvil at the end of the game
Win on easy difficulty
Medals Earned: 15/20 (250/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Play over an hour
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/120 points)
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